Well, not entirely, because as you can see from this funny if not an infuriatingly dumb list of funny 911 calls operators have received, some people have a pretty bizarre idea of what exactly constitutes an emergency. Sep 07, 2016 stearns county sheriffs office transcript of 911 call from merlyn jerzak, a neighbor of patty and jerry wetterling. He wanted somebodys phone number and i gave him my phone book or i put my phone book down. Prank calls operator 911 emergency services funny 911 calls 911 prank its not easy being a 911 operator becuase youre talking everyday to various type of people in sometimes bizzare and confusing situations.
We grow up thinking that only strangers could do us harm, never do we think that the ones who could kill us are the ones we love the most. Crazy funny man calls 911 about a fight by random911calls. She has published three web humor books and six calendars, including you. Mar 24, 2005 the mistakes and long wait times are only symptoms of whats really plaguing 911 calls. People are not stupid and this book talks down to people like they have no clue how to use 911.
This chilling mishandled 911 call cost an atlanta woman her life. After watching rob zombies remake of john carpenters 1978 film, halloween. To speak with a 911 dispatcher, simply punch in the numbers 911 on any working phone and stay on the line. Anyways, dont forget to check the funny stories that weve found on calling in for an. Funny 911 calls drama activity drama notebook 20200430t19. This book, the author spent so much time saying what. These calls were answered by fire, police, and emergency medical services operators. Id like to make a unanimous complaint, so dont use my name. How to call 911 the goal of our site is to educate the public about 911 emergency phone calls by posting real calls online so people know what to expect if they ever need to 911. The colorado springs police department on wednesday released the audio from two 911 calls placed last saturday morning just prior to and during a deadly gun rampage.
Thats obviously a big deal, so we book it over there with the ambulance and. There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, and these short scenes will prove it. When the officer arrived at the home, he reported that the spider was about two inches in diameter and disposed of it with an oldfashioned rolled up newspaper. Coronavirus cricket donald trump eating funny book titles reality school cat dirty mind exam fat funny profession humour internet love letter movies office posters proof red head santabanta superheroes aeroplane bar batman bike boeing car caution cheating clock competition country cycle education english flight funny. An emergency is any situation that requires immediate assistance from the police, fire department or ambulance. Cold pizza or homicidal maniac, if you called 911 to report it, sooner or later, an officer would be at your door. Ive had someone call 911 in a rural community because a black dude was walking down the street and we dont get their kind here. In an emergency, dial 911 or your local emergency number immediately. This obviously is in reference to the incoming 911 calls about the school shooting. I was surprised that the voice of the book was much less reverent towards patients than i am accustomed to i work in human. Here are the 5 funniest kids that called 911 and their hilarious reactions. The patchwork girl of oz the foolish owl and the wise.
Bad reception audiobook by justin michael, eric martin. At the beginning, they refused to provide any details of the hundreds of 911 calls made by victims and witnesses. The 911 dispatcher contemplated how to handle the situation, and finally agreed to have an officer contact the panicked teen. Aug 03, 2011 the call was a joke, created and pulled off by mickey dawes, a representative of the company who provided the software for cypress creeks 911 system, as a prank to loosen up a dispatcher. If you are in another location, you will need to call a different emergency number. Here is the audio of the 911 call just minutes before the. You can even use an unactivated cell phone to place the call. Jun 29, 2016 officials had previously only released transcripts of the 911 calls from mateen. Actual 911 calls audio of actual emergency calls fielded by our 911 operators can be heard by clicking on the links below.
What makes this book interesting is the information on how the 911 system actually works. As a 911 operator and police dispatcher, i have taken thousands of interesting and or funny 911 calls. Bad reception is an entirely improvised comedy, set entirely on the phone. Funny clean jokesactual 911 calls funny clean jokes.
A cast of over 40 top comedians and improvisers brings to life and completely makes up the story of south grampers, northern california the movie theater butter capital of the world. Coronavirus cricket donald trump eating funny book titles reality school cat dirty mind exam fat funny profession humour internet love. Savarino bought the book and mailed it to her grandson, who is now 4 and lives in north pole. For each audiobook, weve included a description of the story and some of our. Sandy hook police finally forced to release 911 call audio. Probably not unreasonable to call, but really funny and awkward. The funniest emergency calls youll ever hear youtube. Following are transcripts of two 911 calls nicole brown simpson made to police on oct. The patchwork girl of oz the foolish owl and the wise donkey audiobook. One call i took that got a laugh was from a woman who was at a well known coffee chain. I remember a few years ago, there was a huge pileup involving several cars and fatalities. From the woman who thought her washing machine was possessed by the devil to the person who urgently needed to know whether it was legal for them to own a monkey, the emergency. Bonus and adfree content available with stitcher premium. By keith morelli, tampa tribune, fla tampa if they didnt waste valuable resources, take the time of public servants and distract those hired to protect and serve the rest of us, some of the nonemergency calls made to 911 dispatchers in tampa would be downright funny.
Outrageous 911 the dispatchers chair listen via stitcher. People are rarely thinking clearly when they dial 911. Ive had someone call 911 report that their trunk wasnt opening and they wanted to know what to do about it. I handled many coded calls, my term for a call in which a caller was unable to speak freely. Its the time of year when friends who know im an audiobook nut ask for suggestions. Audiobooks for those long summer drives, without the kids the. The easiest way to listen to podcasts on your iphone, ipad, android, pc, smart speaker and even in your car. A medical emergency, especially for symptoms that require. Stream 911 calls you need to hear, a playlist by tampa bay times from desktop or your mobile device.
Theres a car on my street ive never seen before theres a car that parks here during the day, but always leaves at night. Heres the 14 most disturbing 911 calls ever made thought. Oct 19, 2016 we used to have recordings saved of some of the funniest calls we had received until someone from it unfortunately deleted them all. Once we had a young woman call 911 around 2am saying that her legs were. My mom is a 911 operator, she gets some insanely stupid calls. This sequence matches perfectly with the fact that a known active shooter drill was running concurrently with the supposed school shooting. A womans father speaks to a 911 dispatcher about his daughter being held hostage. We especially appreciated that the book isnt a push or call to.
A mysterious call about a body might cause some trouble. His daughter, who had been babysitting at the wetterling house, called him to come to the wetterling house when she learned of jacob wetterlings abduction from jacobs brother, trevor, and their friend, aaron larson. Life is change, constant change, and unless we are lucky enough to find comedy in it. Immediately after this, the 911 coordinator loudly states i need you to hang up that phone right now. This book, the author spent so much time saying what should be done. Fear, anxiety, and outrage have a way of clouding ones thought processes. Stupid 911 calls volume 1 kindle edition by schell, s. Breathless, panicky voice how do i get the cranberry sauce out of the can. A woman called 911, insisting that she get escorted out of the traffic by a trooper, because she had to get home, and it was ridiculous that she should be stuck like that. Lady calls 911 over wrong burger king order by jimrob4.
Sep 06, 2016 in january 2002, the new york times filed a publicrecords request for many documents relating to 911, including the recordings of 911 calls made by people inside the world trade center. These eight 911 calls are shocking and are filled with fear. Worlds dumbest 911 calls funny compilation internet archive. Most people know better than to call 911 if its not an emergency, but some people. That part of the state has one of the highest per capita rates of domestic violence and sex abuse in the country.
Most of us learned about the 911 system before we entered kindergarten. Everybody knows that you dont make 911 calls unless youve got an emergency, right. Man arrested after making false 911 calls by wbaltv 11 baltimore. Heres a compilation of the outrageous, funniest, dumbest, most unbelievably real 911 calls ever recorded. The city of new york fought the release of these records, and. Complete audio of wtc 911 calls on 911 the memory hole 2. Fear, anxiety, and outrage have a way of clouding ones. How to use it, when to use it and when not to use it. Someone just drove by my house and i dont know them. Tampa police post hilariously funny 911 calls in effort to. We also showcase dozens of stupid and wacky 911 calls as examples of how people abuse the 911 system. There much funnier in audio, and even then, only funny once. What to do in an emergency seemed like the perfect read for savarinos grandson, tony, an inquisitive 3yearold whose mother suffers from asthma.